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Michaela. Seattle. 16. Raging pansexual. Multifandom. Beware the Strange.

ovolox asked:
1. 4. 6. 8. 35.

1: Virgin?
Yep
4: Do you drink?
No
6: Age you get mistaken for
19
8: Want any tattoos?
Yes so many
35: What I find attractive in men
Humor, sensetivity, and a great nose and/or jawline

asammyg:

How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again. 

Wanna be nosy, here's your chance.

  • 0: Height
  • 1: Virgin?
  • 2: Shoe size
  • 3: Do you smoke?
  • 4: Do you drink?
  • 5: Do you take drugs?
  • 6: Age you get mistaken for
  • 7: Have tattoos?
  • 8: Want any tattoos?
  • 9: Got any piercings?
  • 10: Want any piercings?
  • 11: Best friend?
  • 12: Relationship status
  • 13: Biggest turn ons
  • 14: Biggest turn offs
  • 15: Favorite movie
  • 16: I’ll love you if
  • 17: Someone you miss
  • 18: Most traumatic experience
  • 19: A fact about your personality
  • 20: What I hate most about myself
  • 21: What I love most about myself
  • 22: What I want to be when I get older
  • 23: My relationship with my sibling(s)
  • 24: My relationship with my parent(s)
  • 25: My idea of a perfect date
  • 26: My biggest pet peeves
  • 27: A description of the girl/boy I like
  • 28: A description of the person I dislike the most
  • 29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend
  • 30: What I hate the most about work/school
  • 31: What your last text message says
  • 32: What words upset me the most
  • 33: What words make me feel the best about myself
  • 34: What I find attractive in women
  • 35: What I find attractive in men
  • 36: Where I would like to live
  • 37: One of my insecurities
  • 38: My childhood career choice
  • 39: My favorite ice cream flavor
  • 40: Who I wish I could be
  • 41: Where I want to be right now
  • 42: The last thing I ate
  • 43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately
  • 44: A random fact about anything

beelzebrox:

My boss wanted to see my tattoo (the anti-possession one) today and he was like “What possessed you to get that?!” and I just

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  • Me: *out for dinner with my dad because we were too lazy to cook*
  • Random Old Lady: *comes up out of no where with the most judgmental look ever* (will also be refereed to as 'ROL')
  • ROL: Isn't he a little old for you?
  • Me: Well, considering he's my Dad, I'd say that your a judgmental hag.
  • Dad: *chokes into his drink*
  • ROL: You should respect your elders.
  • Me: You should respect your youth, we're the ones who'll decide on whether or not to pull your cord in like, what? Five weeks?
  • Dad: *chokes on his drink again*
  • ROL: *storms off*
  • Dad: *looks at me with a disapproving look*
  • Me: What?
  • Dad: Come on, you and I both know it will be three weeks.
Anonymous asked:
Height: practically 5 3 Age: almost 18 Voice pitch: normal for a girl?? Sleep position: side or stomach, sometimes drool #braces Favorite color: red Morning, noon, or evening: Def noon and evening. Not a morning person Anythin else: I really like you

OMG wait this is so cute

(I think this is describing you correct?)

Reblogged from hardlystrictlykevintran, Posted by asian.
asian:

mom…dad..
I’m chinese

asian:

mom…dad..

I’m chinese

Attention: Guys who cosplay/want to cosplay spandex-clad superheroes

relenawarcraft:

OK dinguses, here’s something that’s gonna make your life and the lives of everyone who sees you at the con so much better.

This is called a Men’s Dance Belt.

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It’s for male ballet dancers to wear under their tights. Its purpose?

TO MAKE SURE NOBODY SEES THEIR BULGE.

when I’m at a con, nothing kills a potential good superhero costume more than seeing the cosplayer’s friendly neighborhood spider-cock through the costume.

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(Source: neilnevins)

sexhaver:

two sick horses evaluating an orb

sexhaver:

two sick horses evaluating an orb

(Source: alessandromancodogphotographer)

housewifeswag:

#goals

(Source: demonprotection)

Reblogged from jenacklesen, Posted by theclearlydope.
tyleroakley:

wearing these during sex

tyleroakley:

wearing these during sex

(Source: theclearlydope)

rampant-noodle:

Send Me Your Headcanons For Me!!!

Height?:

Age?:

Voice pitch?:

Sleeping position, Do I drool or Snore in my sleep? :

Favorite Color?:

Morning, Noon, Or Evening Person?:

Anything Else?:

Reblogged from luciferofficial, Posted by changotx.
changotx:

I am glad to know he is a guardian of the galaxy

changotx:

I am glad to know he is a guardian of the galaxy